Some fings: I think that the endorsements should come at the top of the lists.

Because I mean, come on. If you've got those, that's all that really matters.

Secondly, is there some way to make things (eventually, as in not in the near future at all, my busy darling) more please-click-me-because-you're-guaranteed-good-fun? I don't know how we'd do that. We should think on it.

I love the widgets.

Finally, I PROMISE to go around and get your drawing soon. Could you send me a picture of your face, please and thank you?

Also - how on EARTH is *effervescent* a tragic word?! IT MEANS BUBBLY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

P.S. I started reading "Lamb." It's so good. :D ...And then it was taken away from me, but no matter. I'll continue it at some point. First I have to read "Catch-22," "Paper Towels" (John Greene), "Peony in Love" (author of Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, yes?), and the third book of an E. Lockhart series. OH. And my friend Kenny (the gay prom date, but of course ahaha) recommended this book "House of Leaves." Heard of it?

Ohmygoodness! It's back! *celebrates* And it's incredible! We missed you!

Jules, Jules, Jules. If I move the endorsements to the TOP, then you can't see the lists, but where it is now, you can see both. BUT, just for you, I will move it up a few notches. Alright, alright?

I'm not even sure what qualifies as "click me because you're guaranteed truckloads of gleeful fun." What does that look like exactly?

Why do I have to get the picture? (After a brief perusal of photos of ME on my computer, I refuse to comply because every one looks like a chipmunk.) You take care of it!

It's tragic because of your preternatural obsession with it. It's fatal, I tell you.

Gosh, I've been wanting to read "Lamb" and the "Decameron" since the 9th grade. I have read neither. Instead, I am 320 pages into Les Miserables and nearly at the library due date. I am now compelled to hijack it from someone. (P.S. Catch-22 is hilarious + brilliant. Do enjoy it.) "House of Leaves" ... that's been on my to-read list for a while - it has special typography, did you know? (Try Wikipedia.)

KELSEY! *hugs* Glad you like it. Missed you too :)

Yes, I know, I know. Kenny made me look at all the amazing typography. (Made me kind of scared.)

There's a band-aid on my finger that is too tight. Also, if we ever revamp the medical miracle that is me, I've been going around saying I have leprosy because people ask why I'm covered in band-aids, when really I'm just highly allergic to mosquito bites which have exploded all over my body. They are drippy.

You have to get the picture because I don't have a picture of you that doesn't have me in it. But I suppose I'll have to make do. You do realize that I get to pick the picture now, right? And that you'll probably think you look like a chipmunk because that's how these things go? Your fault.

Fatal?! I WILL EFFERVESCE TO DEATH? THAT WOULD BE SO TOTALLY WICKED.

"Click me" constitutes snazzy-looking-ness and possibly a blurb telling them what the hell they're clicking on. This is mostly for Groom Lake.

You said "alright" there just to piss me off, didn't you. Jerk.

Okay. Medical malady added. Feel free to give me a different description. (Feel free to keep the one you have.)

Eh, chipmunks. *shrug*

Yeah. Right. I will think about it.

You know, I say (well, write) "alright" to piss you off all the time. Even when you're not around. It's that reflexive.

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I KNEW IT! I SO KNEW IT! YOU...YOU GUMBALL!