I don't know why I find it so amusing to post new blog posts, now that no one's looking.

Oh man. This place. THIS. We made THIS. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT JULES? ... wow. Flabbergasted.

btw: Jules, you are totes winning the who-is-funnier poll.

My motto for today has been "Ah, profundity." I love beautiful things. I love tragic things. I love tragic things when they're beautiful, I love tragic things when they aren't beautiful and therefore beautiful. I love beauty when it's tragic. I love when my world gets redefined by someone's thought - because of the obvious, because it expands my world and makes the edges of my sight warble and warp and finally settle so I'm seeing something new - but also because it means that someone thought something I hadn't. It means that I could think something new, too, and redefine someone else's world.

THAT THIS SITE LOOKS FANTASTIC. It doesn't even hurt my eyes and that just makes me enthusiastic.

First: the feature hadn't been changed since December. Geez. Second: we now have a way for you to become members! JOIN the Ughy Club today!

If for some reason you don't want to become a member, well, at least look through the requirements: they're quite ingenious! All thanks to Jules of course :D

** Links: overhauled & refreshed & plentified.
** New antiaffiliate!
** Look at that soup. (Or muffin?)
** COLORS. Still kind of glitchy, but good.

Yeah. Long overdue. I know. ERM... I think that's all of them :/

Epiphany: why do I even bother with web-safe colors?!

THIS WEBSITE ISN'T WEB-SAFE!

Henceforth, I will be giving up my diet of web-safe colors. Also, you may be wondering why the Soup of the Day has disappeared. Well, I'm in the process of engineering a new home header and I'm sort of messy. Inefficient. Unprofessional. (Take your pick.) But hopefully I'll sort it out soon and we'll look a little more legit. (Not tooo much, just a little.)

Also, this color scheme is ghastly. Purple and chartreuse and spring green and creamy yellow? It's nauseating!