Unless otherwise noted, all contents of the Ughy Club were created by and belong to Jules and Stellaciel Blue since 2008. Yeah.
backstory by Stellaciel, profiling compiled by Jules |
We're still utterly puzzled by him - he's that much an enigma. He appeared during the creation of the Ughy Club and offered his services, whatever those are. However, after signing on to work for us, he proceeded to violate all terms of the contract, which included his providing of iced frappucinos for all company meetings (instead, we're stuck with generic). Since then, he has become a supermodel and has brought purple tophats back into fashion, but only in coordination with oversized, rubber-soled slippers. In fact, he enjoys posing for Ughy Club publications and aspires to one day became the Official, Undisputed Mascot of the Ughy Club of the Tasty Muffin Capers! |
| the Profile: | |
|---|---|
| Age: | eleventy ten |
| Height: | eighteen feet. IN HIS MIND. And don't you dare contradict him. |
| Nationality: | Blueberrian. |
| Speech Impediment of Choice: | stuttering. they make his little muffin head bob. |
| Favorite Cafepress Product: | Why, the Ughy Club of the Muffin Capers merchandise, of course, available HERE! |
| Shoe Size: | eighteen feet. because squares are his favorite shapes. |
| He lives in a(n): | 1840s house, built into a hill in Nevada. (What are those called, dammit?) |
| Most frequently found object in his residence: | Nutcrackers |
| Wants to be a(n): | chocolate chip muffin. Because everyone loves them better and he knows it. That's what he'd see in the mirror of Erised - himself with brown spots instead of blue. Ho hum. |
| Instead, is a(n): | A You-Know-What! A what? Oh, damn...I hate saying the name... Perhaps you could write it down? No, I can't spell it...all right... Blueberry. *shudder* Now don't make me say it again! |
| Favorite Activity in November: | flirting with all those cute pumpkin spice muffins |
| Most Hated Word: | "garbage disposal" |
