Unless otherwise noted, all contents of the Ughy Club were created by and belong to Jules and Stellaciel Blue since 2008. Yeah.
research done by Stellaciel, additional info supplied by Jules |
Pidmarrny was born on the planet Bishnamoo, but immigrated to France at an early age, after his mother was killed by the rare and monstrous Blue Slug. He aspired to become a mathematical genius, but later found his calling as a stamp collector (at the post office). At age 14, he met an inebriated oracle who told him that he was destined for a "life of ease," but somehow he heard "death of disease," and it's been all downhill from there. He became a full time hypochondriac and enjoys loitering in the different wings of various hospitals. In fact, Pidmarrny holds the record for most hospitals visited by an individual (he has souvenirs to prove it). |
| the Profile: | |
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| Age: | eighteen |
| Height: | 6'8" |
| Species: | double-thumbed maveltov |
| Mathematical Equation of Choice: | 5+5+5=550 |
| Future Terminal Disease (if any): | ingrowntoenailitis, and secondthumbosis (I know, it's sad, isn't it?) |
| Most likely to be found at: | The hospital. He's terrified of contracting Ingrowntoenailitis. (Um, oops. I guess we know better than him.) |
| Member of: | the Ughy Club's fan club (hehehe) and Future Terminally Ill Mazeltovs of Jewhatton (FTIMJ) |
| Owns 17 ___s: | jazz albums |
| Pollock vs. Toulouse-Lautrec: | 11-14, pumpkin pie to absinthe |
| Wyoming is a: | future target of the Mazeltovs' impending invasion |
