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blurb by Stellaciel Blue, illustration and profile by Jules |
Regardless of how much we enjoy his mustache, Orville the persistant cough (his epithet, you see) is a major source of consternation for Jules, as shown by this poignant cry: "I AM CONSTANTLY PLAGUED BY THIS EVIL, EVIL BEING." |
| the Profile: | |
|---|---|
| Age: | at LEAST two long, long years. Though I've a feeling he's lived much longer, based on the stories he tells... *shudder* |
| Height: | seeing as he fills my entire body with irritated agony... nearly 5'9" |
| Nationality: | Most decidedly Italian. Though he's GREAT at adapting to other cultures.... |
| Preferred Facial Hair: | Fu Manchu. Not that he can grow one properly. |
| Real Estate Agent's Favorite Flavor: | pistachio |
| Number of Cousins Thrice-Removed: | Quarter of a billion. |
| Personal Motto: | Until death do us part. |
| Names of Children: | Triple the number of cousins and multiply it by "Renaldo." |
| Favorite James Bond Movie: | "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" because he's in it, inhabiting, at the time, one of the extras behind George Lazenby in scene twelve. |
| On Jan. 15, 1923: | He was just a germ floating in a reservoir, wishing he would one day grow up to either become E. Coli, or plague a great horde of people it'd be evil to inconvenience. Unfortunately, the former was never realized. |
| If he were a eukaryote, he would: | Look himself up in the dictionary. |
| Interesting celebrity plague-ees: | Ronald Weasley (notably, "the slug incident") and Kitty Bennet. |
