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researched by Stellaciel, tracked down by our European Correspondent |
This fellow has been involved in quite too many fiascos for his own good. He was most recently involved in a case of mistaken identity, accused of having stolen a particular muffin (or was it a cupcake?) from a particular bakery in a particular small town with a name virtually impossible to pronounce with a British accent. Naturally, the police called in their helicopters with spotlights and took a mug shot for him. Since then, he has escaped to Italy, by hiding in the luggage of our European Correspondent. It remains to be seen whether he's living "la dolce vita" or just getting in frequent, messy trouble with the Mafia. |
| the Profile: | |
|---|---|
| Age: | 2.5 in human years, 4 in Flubrick years |
| Height: | 4.213 inches |
| Nationality: | Italian-American. (He's an expatriate, you know.) |
| Diameter of his eyes: | 1 inch. (Far more impressive than the radius.) |
| Favorite Coffee Mug: | the Sharpie Mug (a clay mug with colorfulness) |
| Hiding Place: | behind the computer monitor, under all the trash on the desk |
| Favorite 80s Band: | Journey ("Don't Stop Believing"!) - imagine him rocking out under his oversized headphones. |
| Favorite Artist: | Salvador Dali. He's never seen anything by Dali, but he loves the idea of it and he would love to see some. |
| How he feels about Napoleon Bonaparte: | They see eye to eye. (It's a height thing. You understand.) |
| Craves a(n): | cupcake! (Like the tasty muffin caper, but worse.) |
| Instead, receives: | dust bunnies. (Not very good neighbors.) (But he keeps them clean.) |
